Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why Santa Claus buy so many Replica watches in shop.call2biz.com?
Because the Replica watches in shop.call2biz.com are the cheapest and wonderful one.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.